Dear Targhee,
You and I recently had our first encounter. And well, that encounter actually went pretty great. So great that you have inspired me to dedicate myself to snowboarding. I'm gonna become pro! And by "pro," of course, I mean average- that's pro to me. I plan to see you every weekend (and sometimes weekdays too when I am feeling rebellious & decide to ditch class) until my pass runs out. But if I do this you're gonna have to be nice to me which includes fresh snow and a dry butt. I'd really appreciate it if you could hold our deal.
Thanks, see ya soon!
Cait

